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It's so not like me to be interested in any kind of sport, but Nascar has proven to be the exception. My mom got me hooked on it, it's her fault!

My guy this season is Kevin Harvick, number 29. He's only been racing in the Winston cup series for a few weeks but he's the top placing rookie, placing 14th, then 8th, then 1st!! HELL YEAH! His sponsor is Goodwrench/Service Plus.

Nickname: Buddha, because he always has his arms crossed.


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This is Kevin's mug shot...all smiles.

My mom's guy is Mark Martin, good old number 6. He's a talented driver who's been around long enough to know the tricks. He's also written a book called Nascar For Dummies..which my mom found quite enjoyable. His sponsor is Viagra...lol...sorry mom, I tried not to laugh.

Nickname: Merk Mertin

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Mark's mug shot...yeah.

Alicia and my cousin Warren root for Tony Stewart, number 20, in the Home Depot car. He survived a horrible wreck in the race that killed big E. He's been finishing in the top 10, mostly the top 5 this season...let's see if he can keep it up.

Nickname: Cheeks, because...well...look at him.

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Tony Stewart's mug shot...can we safely say that his cheeks take up half the picture?

Megan goes for Jeff Gordon, number 24, in the DuPont car. She's the only one I know who likes him...everyone else isn't quite so stupid..lol. I think he's a sissy who wins too many races. He didn't win Harvick's 3rd race though, because HARVICK BEAT HIM BY .006 SECONDS!! WOO! There is nothing good to be said for a guy who drives a flamer car and appears in commericals alongside the Tazmanian Devil.

Nickname: Gordo, he's just a Gordo, and nothing more!

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WHO HATES JEFF GORDON? BECKY HATES JEFF GORDON! Look at him...just look at him...

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This is Megan Poutanen, standing in front of Jeff Gordon's *spit* car. That's sick, Meg, just SICK!

My brother and Mariya are all for Matt Kenseth, number 17. He's with DeWalt Power Tools. Don't know much about him besides the fact that he looks like an elf in his picture, and he hasn't been placing very high lately. hehe.

Nickname: Keebler, because he looks like the little Keebler elf. "K is for Kenseth, and Kenseth is for cookies!"

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Matt Kenseth's mug shot...Megan, Alicia, and I all agree that he looks like an elfin boy here. Sorry Mariya, you're severly outnumbered on that one.

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Dale Earnhardt
(1951-2001)

This is the man who made Nascar what it is today. He was tragically killed in an accident earlier this year, and millions still miss him, including Sarah Childress, whom this tribute is for.