MIKE'S QUOTES
"I've got Richard Marx on my tape, I'm such a dork"
"I smell a high school!"
"If
you're driving a green Ford Explorer, may god have mercy on your soul"
"I can't believe you guys don't know what a
roni is"
"It said bigger than bear shit 'Adams Road'"
"They decided to go the McCormick way"
MALIA'S
QUOTES
"That's not us"
"Take a bite out of that crime"
"This floor is comfy"
"Oh Tony, you
have the magical touch"
JENN'S QUOTES
"The crown of the fat-headed Jenn"
"Holy cannabis"
HOLLY'S
QUOTES
"Why is the bottom of my notebook white?"
"Feet!"
"Can I try it Paul? I mean, Tony?"
"Tony,
close your mouth and don't blow any bubbles"
"Feet can't touch me and people can't touch my ears"
"I always
call you Tonewah...no I don't"
"I think my head's in the trash. I'm not too sure though"
"It gets my little
hairs to conform"
TONY'S QUOTES
"Is my butt sinking into my foot?"
"I keep forgetting I have a little
baby brother"
"Do you think it's detractive?"
"Say something but don't move your mouth. No, I mean keep your
head in your hood and say it"
"I want to feel it...see it"
"Whose thumb is that? It's my own!"
"Imagine
if we went by horse. It'd take even longer"
MY QUOTES
"We're nice people. If you just knocked on the door
we'd give you some lemonade and ginger snaps"
"That was a half-assed sneeze"
"Oh no, Holly's singing...it's
headphone time"
"Seductive slash demon"
"It's weird. It's freaky. I don't like it"
KATIE'S QUOTES
"I'd be pacing...I'd be pacing...I'd just be pacing"
"Where am I?"
MARIYA'S QUOTES
"A herd
of hares"
"Ow! Fudgebuckets! That seat just bit my knuckle"
TRACEE'S QUOTES
"I LOVE the Backstreet
Boys!"
"Oh my shit!"
"Holly's just a slice of pie"
JAMIE WILLIG'S QUOTES
"I think I'm getting
lockjaw"
"The iron is very fast and satisfying"
JOELLE'S QUOTES
"Hello Mr. Inside. Hello Mrs. Joke"
"Just shoot me in the head or shut me up or something"
EM'S QUOTES
"Isn't the sun beautiful as it shines through the midday trees?"
"Shut the hell up"
"Imhotep sex!! Everybody shut up or you will be killed"
DIALOGUES
"Oww" ~Mariya~
"Did
someone just meow?" ~Tony~
"Where is Katie going?" ~Katie's mom~
(2 minutes later)
"Where am I going?" ~Katie~
"What the heck is that?" ~Tony~
"You're all different colors!" ~Mariya~
"It's a rainbow!" ~Katie and Holly~
"It means you're gay!" ~Mariya~
"It's not supposed to change to those colors" ~Mariya~
"I'm sorry Tony...I broke
your mood ring" ~Me~
"I'm the ring because I turn people evil" ~Holly~
"And you have strange markings all over
you that we can only see when you're on fire" ~Me~
"Let's light you on fire and see what happens" ~Tony~
"Your
toes just rubbed my leg" ~Holly~
"No, that was Mariya's nose" ~Tony~
"Ahh! The feet! They're after me! Help me!"
~Tony~
"Holly, are the feet demons to you?" ~Me~
"Someone just touched my butt" ~Mariya~
"That was my butt"
~Holly~
"I'll quit touching your butt now" ~Holly~
"As long as you're not doing it for pleasure I don't mind"
~Mariya~