JENNS QUOTES

"Yeah, stupids"

"It's all melty"

"I can't get my gum out of my pocket"

"Testosterone injected primates.."

"Phonics, like ABCDEFG"

"Yes! No!"

"Mrorgph! Sausage!"

"If you don't want to be a loser, why are you following me?"

"Maybe if I be quiet Holly will talk to me"

"You can never have enough nothing"

"What, Holly?"

HOLLYS QUOTES

"Ouch!"

"Guess what guys? I have blue and white checked underwear on!"

"Bye bye, I smell"

"Hello muffins" (she actually said "my friends" but I misunderstood her)

"Jicoocoo!"

"Cool, it's like sand"

"Folded corners, won't take"

"55.20! How oddly confusing!"

"You can be a guy-girl or a girl-guy but you can't be a guy-guy"

"Why don't I have any shoes on?"

ALICIAS QUOTES

"I'm Kate Winslut"

"Hole in one, Tiger Woods"

"I want a lemming and I'm gonna name it Ritannica"

"I want to kill Madonna and watch her die die die!"

"Well, you're doing math with your fingers, that's a little odd"

JILLIANS QUOTES

"Lick your fingers!"

"What is the spice of lice?"

"Where's Hollice?"

"Holly is like a fountain of youth or something"

"It's 20 after 3:00"

"It's a fact of the foot"

MY QUOTES

"Gurgle, splat, HA HA"

"Holly, do you lick your fork?"

"A warm hynie is a happy hynie"

"Bananas"

"That was a bonified belch"

"blagh!"

"Up shutting"

"Aaah, gerber mango"

"Nice is the spice of life"

"I'm a gay Jewish consultant"

"What the hell, it's all over me"

"It's only 13:11"

ANDREAS QUOTES

"I wanna get me one o' those!"

"My pen, is purple"

HOTCHS QUOTES

"FOOOOD!"

CONNIES QUOTES

"Let's sit down and lay down when we're done"

"Wash the clothes, burn the garbage"

"We're blowing this popsicle stand"

SANDYS QUOTES

"I'm not a bad boy"

"We're just getting slap happy, Curt!"

"Let's all form a triangle and be parallel"

"Let's meet in the lobby and set the plan in motion"

"Young man! Young man!"

"OH NO! I forgot my name!"

JOES QUOTES

"Wanna be a nerd?"

"Giants, Wizards, and Elves"

"Oooh, happy feet"

"You guys gotta take me shopping sometime!"

SEANS QUOTES

"Sean! It's running down my leg!"

"friggin"

"I'm an english teacher who hates poetry assignments"

"smack"

"Brenna, you're a meathead"

"Joseph K. Lubig, you have gone too far"

MISCELLANEOUS TRUE NORTHERS QUOTES

"Are you feeling okay?" -Cole

"I'm not wearing a head around my neck, I'm sorry" -Michelle

"Anyone wanna roll wheels with me?" -Michelle

"Quack!" -the other Becky

"I wonder what my real you is" -Jessamy

"Knock knock, do you need any clean towels?" -Janitor Dude

"My hand...is made of cheese" -Curt

QUOTES FROM EVERYDAY OBJECTS

"IS SO-SO...IS SO EASY...IS SO TUFF" -The Bothwell Computer

"The Black Messiah was here" -The Door

"If at first you don't succeed, deny trying at all" -The Wall

UNFORGETTABLE DIALOGUES

"Is Holly behind us?" -Jenn
"She's not in front of us, so she must be" -Me

"What did the car say to the truck?" -Jenn
"Beep Beep?" -Me

"Where's what's her name?" -Holly
"Don't you mean Holly?" -Alicia

"Hotchandani!" -Jillian
"Hotchandani?" -Kristen

LAFFY TAFFY JOKE OF THE YEAR

Why do bicycles have kickstands?

They're "two tired" to stand up on their own! HA!