Pictorial Victims

"Lookit! I can make an egg stand up by making a funny face!" Hehe, this is Kristen/Hotchandani, doesn't she look amazed by the phenomenon she's just created?

There is nothing sadder than an egg that won't stand up, right Andrea? She's the one on the right, and she claims that she wasn't actually sad when this photo was taken. Jolly good.

Behold...The Mystical Jenn Val. She may look innocent in this picture...but look closer...a defiant wildfire burns within. Or maybe it's just a glare...hehe.

ACK! IT'S THE DEVIL'S APPRENTICE! RUN! RUN! (Her name is Melissa, and I'm not sure how I dubbed her the Devil's Apprentice, but you should be wary of her anyhow).

"Stand my pretty...Stand I say!" Atta girl Nina, way to control that egg. Do you think eggs are the only things Nina can control? Oh no...you are sadly mistaken.

Guess which one is Katrina? (Hint: she's the one in the blue shirt) This is the best pic of her they had...Hi Katrina!

"Hey Amber, what do you think came first; the chicken or the egg?" Lord only knows what Carly (right) is trying to say here...we just know that it's funny.

Yes, this is the same Sarah you just saw...accompanied by Crash Howdy. Sarah is demonstrating the Prairedog Pounce, and Crash is just...well...Sarah says he is laughing, but I think that's open to interpretation.

Who's that? Hehe, just kidding, I know who that is. That's Kristen H., and she's pretty jiggy herself. lol.

Double your Kristen...double your fun...tra la la. Anyway, this is the aforementioned Kristen doing a kickass impression of my brother. It's quite good I say.

Jillabong and The Devil's Apprentice...just chillin. The DA doesn't look so intimidating in this one, does she? Jillabong isn't intimidating at all, she's just a silly fluff. (But actually, she's a panther...ready to strike. One false move and you could very well find yourself "out of the picture.")lol

This is Hotchandani...kicking her brother Brant down the stairs. It's alright Brant, the rest of us still love you! Crimany, and we all thought Hotch was such a nice girl.

This is Mariya trying to balance after she stubbed her foot. This was taken in bad light with my digital camera, so it sucks, but trust me, it's her.

This is Megan and Mariya's infamous pig...it smells like shit. They wanted to take pictures of it in strange places, so here it is in the bathroom of Lake Bancroft park. Yeah, my digital camera again.

It's the piggie again! This time he's sitting at one of the park benches, happy to be out of the bathroom I suppose.

This is Mariya, attempting to put the piggie in the garbage. Don't worry, he's used to it, that's where she and Megan originally found him. Is it just me or is this picture crooked? Curse my digital camera.

This is the piggie's final destination...Jake Larson's porch. We left him there, but now he's in Mariya's trunk. Spookiness.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Jillian is checking herself out in a mirror in a locker that isn't even hers. She wasn't always this way, it all started when she came back from Georgia. The South is no place for Jillian.

After she realized I was armed with a camera, she tried to hide behind her Geometry book. But you can't outsmart the digicam.

My dear cousin, Katie. Living proof that there are still wonderful people in the world.

This is supposed to be Jenn Val, but she didn't know I was taking a picture of her and moved. What can we learn from this? Digital cameras are very sensitive to movement.

This is Amanda. She was a little too close to the camera, plus she was ranting and raving about having her picture taken. See, Amanda? You look COOL!

Megan and Mariya, demonstrating a true Kodak moment. Lisa Villeneuve took this one.

Malia, the eternal tonto. I figured this one would turn out bad because I was sitting down, so I kind of had to bend upward.

This is the kitty we dissected in advanced biology. Doesn't he look starved and abused?

Andrea Bussiere's cat after she successfully sawed through its head. Yes, that is a brain.

Alright, this one is NOT my fault. This is Alicia's foot, (she claimed it as hers, anyway), and I KNOW I pointed the camera at her face.

This is the back of Leah Kippola's head, with the all-knowing Mr. Racine in the background there. Sorry, I got bored.

If you think this is the back of Lisa Villeneuve's head, you're absolutely right! Alright, so I was REALLY bored.

The froggy thing on my backpack. It's accompanied me through 3 years of school so far.

And now back to "When Jenn Vals Attack"...hehe, I was nowhere around when this was taken, but geepers Jenn, you moved again! ;)

The fine photography of Jenn Val. She only took pictures of Megan and Randy, but my camera doesn't react strangely to Megan, so therefore it must be Randy. It's yellow because my camera threw up.

This is Jeff, Kristen Henson's boyfriend. He's a great guy, and he knows very well how the world works. He refers to himself as "The God of Atheism", which isn't very far off.

My infamous cousin Bradley. If there's anyone who can give me advice about my lifestyle, it's this guy right here. He doesn't like this picture, because he's smiling, and our Bradley never smiles if he can help it. By the way, his shirt says "America Needs Me Drug Free."

Jen Mathias, one of my GI homies. It took me two days to get a good picture of her because for some reason she was in a defiant mood when I tried the first time. But now she's all smiles. And all lies, too...lol.

Alyssa, as if you didn't already know. You'll have to excuse her, she gets goofy when our country is under attack.

Sam Gray, seen here as Jimi Hendrix for Blast from the Past day at school. No, she isn't sad...just tired.

You know who, pointing to a guy she thinks is a stud. I disagree, but then again, you can't really ask me about those things.

Here's Mr. Korpi teaching Malia the "I" formation, while Lars plays a happy tune on the piano.

Katie, Me, and Leesh at the homecoming game. I was fiddling with Joelle's drumsticks (she's standing directly behind Katie), and you can see Andrea, Kristen, Alyssa, and Sam in the background if you look carefully.

"Look! Football players! Which one should we stalk and rape first?" Yeah, we all know that's how it went. Alyssa and Sam are just in their own little sub-world there, too.

Well Malia, I honestly can't remember what I was laughing at, but you can clearly see in this picture that no one else is laughing, so chances are it was something stupid. Damn, why didn't you guys ever tell me I look like mega dork when I laugh?

"See these three instruments? I can play all of them. Why? Because I am Jenn Val. Now just take the goddamn picture."

Jenn must have had to practice this innocent look, lord knows it doesn't come up very often, lol, and considering how unhappy she is with the picture I don't think she'll ever use it again

This is the newest member of the Korpi side of the family, my cousin Kenneth Bradley Waters, born on October 24. He is such a doll, just look at him! Ooooo! Welcome to the family, Kenny!

Kenneth at 2 months old. "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" (That's the title of an R.E.M. song if you didn't get that)

This is Jenn aka dollface, but you can't tell why I call her that because she isn't looking at the camera. What is it with Jenns and not looking at the camera? Well, this one's easily distracted, so the poor person who took this picture really didn't stand a chance.

I gave Alyssa a camera and expected her to do something constructive with it...silly me.

Me trying to avoid Alyssa's bad taste in picture opportunities...unsuccessfully

Manchester being a good professor of learning and helping Sarah, Gina, and Jolene with some baffling Chemistry.

Jesse Davies. I don't even know who this kid is, but Alyssa seemed to think it was a good idea to have a picture of him. Thank you Sam for identifying him for me.

Nathan Chaperone. Don't ask, because I have no idea. Thanks again to Sam for letting me know who the hell he is.

Jaylene Almy...Jesse took this one if I remember correctly.