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There are MANY things that piss me off these days, and here they are, not necessarily in order. Read the list and try not to push my buttons!

1. Gay bashing, physical as well as verbal.

2. Cracking knuckles

3. People in front of me who walk very slowly down the hallway, then see someone they know and just stop right there.

4. People who type "u" and "ur" instead of "you" and "you're"

5. People who get straight A's when they don't deserve it.

6. Mrs. Bolitho

7.   People who get all mad about being on the Pet Peeve list and don't even bother wondering why

8. Jeff Gordon winning a race

9. Animals with fur

10. small children

11. People who openly and loudly talk about their sex lives

12. Fake smiles

13. Abortions--not them themselves, I'm pro-choice...just all the headaches they cause when really women should be left to choose for themselves.  Simple.

14. People who just never shut up

15. Churches who only consider you a member if you pay a large fee

16. When a cd skips for no reason

17. When you hear a good song on the radio but they never tell you the name of it or who it's by

18. My brother's chewing

19. Useless experiments on animals, like those seen below.

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20. On commercials when you can see the actors mouthing another actor's lines

21. When my computer will let me do everything but open websites

22. Britney Spears

23. Songs that were old the second time

24. When I get mistaken for a boy more than the usual 3-4 times a day

25. When people look to see which gender bathroom I'll go in

26. When people come up to me and ask "Are you still gay?"

27. George Bush's faith-based plan

28. Signs that read "Road Construction: Next 14 miles"

29. When people breathe on my head

30. When someone says "That is so gay" and then three people who just overheard look at me

31. When I splooge on myself, and I just happen to be wearing white

32. When my socks don't stay above my ankles

33. When my own friends call me Katie

34. "If I was a lesbian, would you find me attractive?"

35. "Do you want to be a boy?"

36. "Why do you wear perfume if you dress like a boy?"

37. "Are you required to wear rainbows if you're gay?"

38. "Do gays have to pay to use the bathroom in high school?"

39. The plot line of every Christmas movie on tv nowadays: something happens to Santa, someone else takes over his job.

40. When people put up away messages and never tell you they're leaving beforehand.
 
41.  When my mom is trying to make a point, but instead of just saying it she talks like I'm retarded and won't understand unless she breaks everything down for me
 
42.  People who diss therapy when they've never had the balls to go try it themselves
 
43.  Screaming in my ear when you're sitting right next to me